508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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