in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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