Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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