Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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