Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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