Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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