Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
