Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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