oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He did a backflip because drugs
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