..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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