Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Randomize
