your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
When did angry sex become our thing?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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