I'm going to jail i love you
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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