found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Send help, water and tortillas.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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