I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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