Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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