I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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