do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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