She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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