Me. At least after what I've been through.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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