My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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