small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Randomize
