The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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