please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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