S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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