im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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