i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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