There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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