youre lurking in front of me
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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