haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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