Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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