He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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