The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
