Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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