My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
my poor anus
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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