I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I supernannyed him into submission
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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