Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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