think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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