are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
