Sponge bath it is.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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