Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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