YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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