drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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