Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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