Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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