he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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