Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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