are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can text with my tongue
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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