It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize