Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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