I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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