I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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