i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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