Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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