Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Are we still banned from the library?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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