butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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