Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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